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spunkpuppet

@spunkpuppet

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Possibly the most misunderstood evil dictator in history. Third tallest building in Albania. Fully licensed cabbage snuggler

hive.blog/@spunkpuppet
VOTING POWER100.00%
DOWNVOTE POWER100.00%
RESOURCE CREDITS100.00%
REPUTATION PROGRESS0.00%
Net Worth
738.657USD
HIVE
154.352HIVE
HBD
19.316HBD
Own HP
1,635.002HP

Detailed Balance

HIVE
balance
154.352HIVE
market_balance
0.000HIVE
savings_balance
0.000HIVE
reward_hive_balance
4.415HIVE
HIVE POWER
Own HP
1,635.002HP
Delegated Out
0.000HP
Delegation In
0.000HP
Effective Power
1,635.002HP
Reward HP (pending)
14.028HP
HBD
hbd_balance
19.316HBD
hbd_conversions
0.000HBD
hbd_market_balance
0.000HBD
savings_hbd_balance
0.000HBD
reward_hbd_balance
1.830HBD
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Account Info

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id299916
rank0
reputation0
created2017-08-05T11:14:12
recovery_accountsteem
proxyNone
invited_bynull
post_count1,177
comment_count0
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witnesses_voted_for0
last_post2020-03-19T23:57:57
last_root_post2020-03-19T23:57:57
last_vote_time2020-03-17T19:18:45
proxied_vsf_votes0, 0, 0, 0
can_vote1
voting_power9,799
delayed_votesNone
governance_vote_expiration_ts1969-12-31T23:59:59
balance154.352 HIVE
savings_balance0.000 HIVE
hbd_balance19.316 HBD
savings_hbd_balance0.000 HBD
vesting_shares2654123.893801 VESTS
delegated_vesting_shares0.000000 VESTS
received_vesting_shares0.000000 VESTS
reward_vesting_balance27467.344635 VESTS
vesting_balance0.000 HIVE
vesting_withdraw_rate0.000000 VESTS
next_vesting_withdrawal1969-12-31T23:59:59
withdrawn0
to_withdraw0
withdraw_routes0
savings_withdraw_requests0
last_account_recovery1970-01-01T00:00:00
reset_accountnull
last_owner_update2019-04-04T02:22:27
last_account_update2019-04-25T19:52:12
minedNo
hbd_seconds0
hbd_last_interest_payment2020-03-17T17:47:42
savings_hbd_last_interest_payment1970-01-01T00:00:00
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  "savings_hbd_balance": "0.000 HBD",
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  "reward_hive_balance": "4.415 HIVE",
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Withdraw Routes

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From Date
To Date
therealwolfsent 0.002 HIVE to @spunkpuppet- "Hey there spunkpuppet. I hope you don’t mind this short message, but I wanted to quickly share this update with you on my Hive-related work. For the past 7 years, I've been deeply committed to Hive, w..."
2024/11/12 11:07:39
tospunkpuppet
fromtherealwolf
memoHey there spunkpuppet. I hope you don’t mind this short message, but I wanted to quickly share this update with you on my Hive-related work. For the past 7 years, I've been deeply committed to Hive, working on projects like hive.io, vessel, dhive & more to strengthen our community, while providing reliable witness infrastructure to secure our blockchain. Recently, I've released an upgraded witness toolkit (peakd.com/@therealwolf/major-hive-witness-essentials-upgrade-v2) and celebrated 7+ years on Hive (peakd.com/@therealwolf/year-8). If you'd like to support my work, I'd be honored to have your witness vote. Thank you! PS: You can vote for me here: peakd.com/witnesses
amount0.002 HIVE
Transaction InfoBlock #90618955/Trx 58cab0df7213206763ef3f39652f3ed8e122cde7
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    {
      "to": "spunkpuppet",
      "from": "therealwolf",
      "memo": "Hey there spunkpuppet. I hope you don’t mind this short message, but I wanted to quickly share this update with you on my Hive-related work. For the past 7 years, I've been deeply committed to Hive, working on projects like hive.io, vessel, dhive & more to strengthen our community, while providing reliable witness infrastructure to secure our blockchain. Recently, I've released an upgraded witness toolkit (peakd.com/@therealwolf/major-hive-witness-essentials-upgrade-v2) and celebrated 7+ years on Hive (peakd.com/@therealwolf/year-8). If you'd like to support my work, I'd be honored to have your witness vote. Thank you! PS: You can vote for me here: peakd.com/witnesses",
      "amount": "0.002 HIVE"
    }
  ],
  "block": 90618955,
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  "op_in_trx": 3,
  "timestamp": "2024-11-12T11:07:39",
  "virtual_op": false,
  "trx_in_block": 30
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howosent 0.002 HIVE to @spunkpuppet- "Hey @spunkpuppet I am launching a new solo witness and am looking for support. If you are unfamiliar with what I do, I wrote a post announcing my witness here: https://peakd.com/witness/@howo/annoucin..."
2023/11/30 18:51:15
tospunkpuppet
fromhowo
memoHey @spunkpuppet I am launching a new solo witness and am looking for support. If you are unfamiliar with what I do, I wrote a post announcing my witness here: https://peakd.com/witness/@howo/annoucing-my-solo-witness. The tl;dr is that I've been on Hive for 6 years and for the past 4 I've been working as a core developer meaning I'm working directly on the blockchain code to add features. You might have interacted with some of them already like RC delegations, recurrent transfers or more recently I've been working on updating communities (new update soon !). If you want to support me, could you vote for me as a witness ? You can do it on this page https://peakd.com/me/witnesses. Thank you !
amount0.002 HIVE
Transaction InfoBlock #80621998/Trx 7c4a61e3e8f20823307dbfcf621892d2f6ac7d49
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    {
      "to": "spunkpuppet",
      "from": "howo",
      "memo": "Hey @spunkpuppet I am launching a new solo witness and am looking for support. If you are unfamiliar with what I do, I wrote a post announcing my witness here: https://peakd.com/witness/@howo/annoucing-my-solo-witness. The tl;dr is that I've been on Hive for 6 years and for the past 4 I've been working as a core developer meaning I'm working directly on the blockchain code to add features. You might have interacted with some of them already like RC delegations, recurrent transfers or more recently I've been working on updating communities (new update soon !). If you want to support me, could you vote for me as a witness ? You can do it on this page https://peakd.com/me/witnesses. Thank you !",
      "amount": "0.002 HIVE"
    }
  ],
  "block": 80621998,
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  "virtual_op": false,
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earn.hivesent 0.001 HIVE to @spunkpuppet- "Did you know that you can get rewarded for your witness vote? Cast your witness vote on @earn.hive and start to receive HIVE tokens everyday."
2023/05/01 11:14:03
tospunkpuppet
fromearn.hive
memoDid you know that you can get rewarded for your witness vote? Cast your witness vote on @earn.hive and start to receive HIVE tokens everyday.
amount0.001 HIVE
Transaction InfoBlock #74485864/Trx 9d80ed29f66f918d649f727cfa5de286f053fa30
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      "to": "spunkpuppet",
      "from": "earn.hive",
      "memo": "Did you know that you can get rewarded for your witness vote? Cast your witness vote on @earn.hive and start to receive HIVE tokens everyday.",
      "amount": "0.001 HIVE"
    }
  ],
  "block": 74485864,
  "trx_id": "9d80ed29f66f918d649f727cfa5de286f053fa30",
  "op_in_trx": 0,
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howosent 0.001 HBD to @spunkpuppet- "Hi ! I've been a core developer on hive for three years now, working on features that are now powering the chain and improving user experience like RC delegations or recurrent transfers and currently ..."
2023/04/22 14:11:03
tospunkpuppet
fromhowo
memoHi ! I've been a core developer on hive for three years now, working on features that are now powering the chain and improving user experience like RC delegations or recurrent transfers and currently wrapping up some features that will go live in hard fork 27. I'm also hosting the monthly core dev meeting. I would like to carry on working for hive for a fourth year. I am looking for support on my renewed proposal as the current one will expire soon. It's the same deal as the last one. Could you review it and maybe vote on it if it's worth your support ? https://peakd.com/me/proposals/261 Thanks a lot !
amount0.001 HBD
Transaction InfoBlock #74230541/Trx 9688b4c1764d46061ae235651a08af599c32e105
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      "from": "howo",
      "memo": "Hi ! I've been a core developer on hive for three years now, working on features that are now powering the chain and improving user experience like RC delegations or recurrent transfers and currently wrapping up some features that will go live in hard fork 27. I'm also hosting the monthly core dev meeting. I would like to carry on working for hive for a fourth year. I am looking for support on my renewed proposal as the current one will expire soon. It's the same deal as the last one. Could you review it and maybe vote on it if it's worth your support ? https://peakd.com/me/proposals/261 Thanks a lot !",
      "amount": "0.001 HBD"
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  "block": 74230541,
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spunkpuppetaccount expired: @spunkpuppet
2022/09/27 01:39:03
accountspunkpuppet
Transaction InfoBlock #68261985/Virtual Operation 4294967295:4
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howosent 0.001 HIVE to @spunkpuppet- "Hi, I have been working for the past two years as a core developer on hive. I worked on a lot of things last year some which went live in hard fork 25 already or will go live soon with hard fork 26. T..."
2022/04/08 17:13:12
tospunkpuppet
fromhowo
memoHi, I have been working for the past two years as a core developer on hive. I worked on a lot of things last year some which went live in hard fork 25 already or will go live soon with hard fork 26. To name a few, RC delegations, recurrent transfers or communities V2. I would love to continue working on hive for a third year on the next hard fork, communities and everything else. I am looking for support on my renewed proposal as the current one will expire soon. Could you review it and maybe vote on it if it's worth your support ? https://peakd.com/me/proposals/214 Thanks a lot !
amount0.001 HIVE
Transaction InfoBlock #63338467/Trx 959c208049a48802afed8a8fbd090e4898364a45
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      "to": "spunkpuppet",
      "from": "howo",
      "memo": "Hi, I have been working for the past two years as a core developer on hive. I worked on a lot of things last year some which went live in hard fork 25 already or will go live soon with hard fork 26. To name a few, RC delegations, recurrent transfers or communities V2. I would love to continue working on hive for a third year on the next hard fork, communities and everything else. I am looking for support on my renewed proposal as the current one will expire soon. Could you review it and maybe vote on it if it's worth your support ? https://peakd.com/me/proposals/214 Thanks a lot !",
      "amount": "0.001 HIVE"
    }
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  "block": 63338467,
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ocdsent 0.001 HIVE to @spunkpuppet- "Hello! This is a one-time memo transfer to our old OCDB-whitelisted content creators, to let you know that OCD is focusing its curation in the OCD community on Hive now along with Hive Gaming and a fe..."
2020/04/14 08:14:57
tospunkpuppet
fromocd
memoHello! This is a one-time memo transfer to our old OCDB-whitelisted content creators, to let you know that OCD is focusing its curation in the OCD community on Hive now along with Hive Gaming and a few others. We noticed many still using the #ocd and #ocd-resteem tags, so we're just making sure you are aware of the community's existence and welcoming you there!
amount0.001 HIVE
Transaction InfoBlock #42528216/Trx efa8cb0ef2e945b679126afa5b4bbf87f6bb616d
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      "to": "spunkpuppet",
      "from": "ocd",
      "memo": "Hello! This is a one-time memo transfer to our old OCDB-whitelisted content creators, to let you know that OCD is focusing its curation in the OCD community on Hive now along with Hive Gaming and a few others. We noticed many still using the #ocd and #ocd-resteem tags, so we're just making sure you are aware of the community's existence and welcoming you there!",
      "amount": "0.001 HIVE"
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  "op_in_trx": 126,
  "timestamp": "2020-04-14T08:14:57",
  "virtual_op": false,
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engravesent 0.001 HIVE to @spunkpuppet- "I've noticed you have a recovery account set to @steem, which is not secure anymore. Review your recovery account if you don't want to lose your tokens! Read more: https://peakd.com/witness-update/@en..."
2020/04/05 18:51:18
tospunkpuppet
fromengrave
memoI've noticed you have a recovery account set to @steem, which is not secure anymore. Review your recovery account if you don't want to lose your tokens! Read more: https://peakd.com/witness-update/@engrave/review-your-recovery-account-if-you-dont-want-to-lose-your-assets
amount0.001 HIVE
Transaction InfoBlock #42282619/Trx 578ab2b3562f89631884f2463e9577adc3b66766
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      "from": "engrave",
      "memo": "I've noticed you have a recovery account set to @steem, which is not secure anymore. Review your recovery account if you don't want to lose your tokens! Read more: https://peakd.com/witness-update/@engrave/review-your-recovery-account-if-you-dont-want-to-lose-your-assets",
      "amount": "0.001 HIVE"
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  "timestamp": "2020-04-05T18:51:18",
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2020/03/26 23:57:57
authorspunkpuppet
permlinka-man-walked-into-a-bar-he-said-ouch-it-was-an-iron-bar
Transaction InfoBlock #42001997/Virtual Operation 4294967295:2
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2020/03/26 23:00:33
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-25-bread-crumbs
Transaction InfoBlock #42000853/Virtual Operation 4294967295:7
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.082 HBD reward share for click-part-25-bread-crumbs
2020/03/26 23:00:33
authorspunkpuppet
payout0.082 HBD
permlinkclick-part-25-bread-crumbs
author rewards186
total payout value0.040 HBD
curator payout value0.041 HBD
beneficiary payout value0.000 HBD
Transaction InfoBlock #42000853/Virtual Operation 4294967295:6
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.020 HBD, 0.112 HP author reward for @spunkpuppet / click-part-25-bread-crumbs
2020/03/26 23:00:33
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-25-bread-crumbs
hbd payout0.020 HBD
hive payout0.000 HIVE
vesting payout182.058218 VESTS
payout must be claimedtrue
curators vesting payout360.201207 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #42000853/Virtual Operation 4294967295:5
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2020/03/25 22:23:39
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkchemical-toilets-fun-for-all-the-family
Transaction InfoBlock #41971472/Virtual Operation 4294967295:8
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.030 HBD reward share for chemical-toilets-fun-for-all-the-family
2020/03/25 22:23:39
authorspunkpuppet
payout0.030 HBD
permlinkchemical-toilets-fun-for-all-the-family
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Transaction InfoBlock #41971472/Virtual Operation 4294967295:7
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2020/03/25 22:23:39
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkchemical-toilets-fun-for-all-the-family
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Transaction InfoBlock #41971472/Virtual Operation 4294967295:6
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2020/03/25 21:23:21
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-24-graduation
Transaction InfoBlock #41970269/Virtual Operation 4294967295:9
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.074 HBD reward share for click-part-24-graduation
2020/03/25 21:23:21
authorspunkpuppet
payout0.074 HBD
permlinkclick-part-24-graduation
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total payout value0.037 HBD
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Transaction InfoBlock #41970269/Virtual Operation 4294967295:8
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.018 HIVE, 0.015 HBD, 0.119 HP author reward for @spunkpuppet / click-part-24-graduation
2020/03/25 21:23:21
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-24-graduation
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Transaction InfoBlock #41970269/Virtual Operation 4294967295:7
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2020/03/24 23:33:06
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkyou-had-to-be-there-otherwise-none-of-this-is-funny
Transaction InfoBlock #41944200/Virtual Operation 4294967295:96
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2020/03/24 23:33:06
authorspunkpuppet
payout6.689 HBD
permlinkyou-had-to-be-there-otherwise-none-of-this-is-funny
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Transaction InfoBlock #41944200/Virtual Operation 4294967295:95
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2020/03/24 23:33:06
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkyou-had-to-be-there-otherwise-none-of-this-is-funny
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Transaction InfoBlock #41944200/Virtual Operation 4294967295:94
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2020/03/24 22:32:48
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-23-cold-cases
Transaction InfoBlock #41942999/Virtual Operation 4294967295:187
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2020/03/24 22:32:48
authorspunkpuppet
payout1.864 HBD
permlinkclick-part-23-cold-cases
author rewards4991
total payout value0.947 HBD
curator payout value0.916 HBD
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Transaction InfoBlock #41942999/Virtual Operation 4294967295:186
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.450 HIVE, 0.388 HBD, 3.010 HP author reward for @spunkpuppet / click-part-23-cold-cases
2020/03/24 22:32:48
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-23-cold-cases
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Transaction InfoBlock #41942999/Virtual Operation 4294967295:185
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2020/03/23 22:18:21
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkfact-checking-fact-checking-websites
Transaction InfoBlock #41914074/Virtual Operation 4294967295:7
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.078 HBD reward share for fact-checking-fact-checking-websites
2020/03/23 22:18:21
authorspunkpuppet
payout0.078 HBD
permlinkfact-checking-fact-checking-websites
author rewards180
total payout value0.038 HBD
curator payout value0.039 HBD
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Transaction InfoBlock #41914074/Virtual Operation 4294967295:6
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.019 HBD, 0.109 HP author reward for @spunkpuppet / fact-checking-fact-checking-websites
2020/03/23 22:18:21
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkfact-checking-fact-checking-websites
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payout must be claimedtrue
curators vesting payout348.532335 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #41914074/Virtual Operation 4294967295:5
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2020/03/23 21:03:30
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-21-saturday-night-at-the-movies
Transaction InfoBlock #41912583/Virtual Operation 4294967295:3
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2020/03/20 22:43:03
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkshould-i-stay-or-should-i-go
Transaction InfoBlock #41828896/Virtual Operation 4294967295:3
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2020/03/20 21:18:42
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-20-yard-work
Transaction InfoBlock #41827222/Virtual Operation 4294967295:7
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.036 HBD reward share for click-part-20-yard-work
2020/03/20 21:18:42
authorspunkpuppet
payout0.036 HBD
permlinkclick-part-20-yard-work
author rewards80
total payout value0.018 HBD
curator payout value0.018 HBD
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Transaction InfoBlock #41827222/Virtual Operation 4294967295:6
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spunkpuppetreceived 0.009 HBD, 0.048 HP author reward for @spunkpuppet / click-part-20-yard-work
2020/03/20 21:18:42
authorspunkpuppet
permlinkclick-part-20-yard-work
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curators vesting payout154.718451 VESTS
Transaction InfoBlock #41827222/Virtual Operation 4294967295:5
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2020/03/20 00:29:57
votercamillesteemer
authorspunkpuppet
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permlinka-man-walked-into-a-bar-he-said-ouch-it-was-an-iron-bar
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Transaction InfoBlock #41802577/Trx 558ad00c66ef7f258d822f19406e9653f0ed7c73
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2020/03/20 00:29:57
votercamillesteemer
authorspunkpuppet
weight-1000 (-10.00%)
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Transaction InfoBlock #41802577/Trx 558ad00c66ef7f258d822f19406e9653f0ed7c73
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2020/03/20 00:03:06
voteracolucky
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Transaction InfoBlock #41802043/Trx 821c14f94e6e0d5613d4ac1001a6e56be2db4c67
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2020/03/20 00:03:06
voteracolucky
authorspunkpuppet
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Transaction InfoBlock #41802043/Trx 821c14f94e6e0d5613d4ac1001a6e56be2db4c67
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2020/03/19 23:58:00
bodyYes jokes don't get any older than that one, found inscribed on the walls of the tomb of Naputapu, Pharaoh of Egypt during the hessian crisis of 3,300 BCE. He loved a good joke did Naputapu, but unfortunately that isn't one. I was that man. The one holding that iron bar the guy walked into. Repeatedly and with great force. I tried to fend him off, but all I had was an iron bar. Forged out of insanity and applied liberally to every part of his body. Serves him right for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The provocative fucker. I don't take any nonsense from guys with their backs to me while I'm holding an iron bar. I often wonder how many times I can get away with using iron bar. Oh yes I don't take any nonsense from anyone. I write nonsense. It's my oeuvre. That's a clever word I've just used incorrectly. To any non-English speakers out there, what the fuck are you doing reading this? How would be a better question I think. Although I suppose with Google Translate, and in another language, some of the shit I keep writing might be funny. It's worth a go isn't it. Writing something in a foreign language then seeing how funny it is after you put it through Google Translate. I mean some of the translations from Chinese are hilarious and just the assembly instructions for a wardrobe. Think what you could do with Macbeth. - - ![image.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSEYeAQFvPmLa4Z6m6DUiEMDwy8gntZPRhw82YwPiNji4/image.png) (The copyright to this image is the property of The Fact Site.) - - I suppose I first became aware we were all completely fucked when Extreme Ironing became a sport. The first world championships were held in Bavaria in 2002, but the rot had set in well before that. Ironing is not a sport, even when it's extreme. I know I'm a bit of a purist, but I draw the line just after Extreme Knitting. Which, as we all know, is on the extreme edge of sport. Along with fishing, darts and pool. I'm not saying there isn't skill involved in those pastimes. I'm saying they aren't sports. Chess isn't a sport is it. Extreme ironing has fuck all to do with ironing things. I enjoy ironing as much as the next man. Not at all. That's women's work. You need ovaries to iron. That's a scientific fact. Right up there with giving women an education causing their fallopian tubes to reach up and strangle their brains. Everytime I see a female scientist on TV or the internet, I know I'm looking at someone with a strangled brain. Justin Bieber for example. She's professor of physics things at HarvardYaleUniversityOxfordCambridge and it shows. Look at her and you know her brain has been strangled. It's all over her numerous faces. Women shouldn't be educated. It gives them aspirations. Which is even worse than the brain strangling. They'll want the vote next and where will that get us? Up shit creek without a paddle that's where. Women have their uses of course. Punch bags for inadequate men springs to mind. There's probably others I haven't thought of. Nothing springs to mind. It's all down to their physiology you see. Physiology is a branch of biology, which is a branch of a tree in Sherwood Forest. The one Robin Hood used to hide behind. I'm educating you here. This is all factual scientific stuff. So if you're a woman stop reading now (like any of them foolish enough to haven't already). Education is bad for you. You educate a woman, you educate her entire family. Some of them may not be men. Some of them may be accursed gingers. It's a risk that shouldn't be taken. The consequences could be fatal. One of my favorite ever quotes by a woman is "What are you doing in my underwear drawer?" I heard it last night, and it's remained with me ever since. Masturbating of course. But she wasn't to know that, as I was wearing most of her nether garments at the time. I think what you need to take from this is that I'm a retarded mental with no idea what I'm on about. That and Extreme Ironing is not a sport, unless the creases on that shirt are perfect.
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bodyI hadn't seen Andy in more than a week, which was odd considering the prom was the following night. I tried his phone. It went straight to voicemail. I left a casual message asking him what he was up to. An hour later, when I'd received no reply I thought maybe he was with his current girlfriend, Naomie. I didn't have much on so I thought I'd drive around all our regular haunts. See if I could track him down. So for the next few hours I drove around town. checking out everywhere I thought he might be. Around three I gave it up as a bad job. Naomie was a very pretty blonde, right now he was probably putting the moves on her. That's if the moves hadn't already put. I was still casting around for him or Naomie when I drove past St Michael's, the middle school he and I had attended. I did a double take as I spied him waiting at the school gates. What the hell was he doing there? I pulled over a hundred yards further up the street, in the first space I could find. Hoping I could have a word with him and find out where he'd been all this time. Preparing myself for one of his rambling descriptions. Because of the traffic I couldn't get out. I waited for a gap. Then I saw his sister Helen come up to. He took her hand. Then he did something extraordinary. His eyes narrowing he swept them across the area. Back and forth several times, before hurrying to his car. He let his sister in, doing another sweep before climbing in and driving off quickly. This was odd. Helen always took the school bus. It stopped only a minutes walk from her home.Why would he be safeguarding his sister. Because that's what he was definitely doing. At 12 years old she had discovered independence. Helen liked it so she exercised it to the maximum. Having her big brother nanny her was a major embarrassment. Unless. Andy's dad had been public defender for a fair few years. He'd given it up and moved to general law. After becoming jaded and burnt out dealing with the worst of humanity. Perhaps some ex-con, he'd failed to get off, had made threats towards him. I wasn't unknown. I thought I should pop over. Offer some support. Inadequate as that would be. If the Vadash's had been in receipt of a threat the police would be keeping watch. I pulled out and headed over. When I got there, I found no police presence. In these situations they usually had at least one uniformed officer visual as a deterrent. Of course the officer was off doing his rounds, that would explain it. I rang the doorbell. No one responded over the intercom. Through the glass of the door I spotted Mrs Vadash. I waved to her. Her smile of recognition vanished as quickly as it had appeared. She came to a dead halt, collecting herself as she painted on a replacement fake smile. "Hi Luke. Good to see you." She greeted me overly enthusiastically. "What brings you here?" Her eyes darted around me, before returning to mine. "I saw Andy picking up Helen from school." Another fake expression was pasted on. Bewilderment? "Oh... she's had a bit of a disagreement with another girl. It's nothing. I let Andy know you were here." That was a polite brush off. She wanted me out of there. Whatever was going on, no one wanted to talk about it. Not to me anyway. I took the hint. "That's cool. I'll see him tomorrow I expect. Is everything okay?" The forced smile again. "Of course. Why wouldn't it be?" That was the million dollar question, because everything wasn't okay. She was tense. Perhaps even scared. I bade her farewell, walking back to my car and driving off. I headed home, still trying to figure out what was going on. None of my business of course. Nothing to do with me. But it was, indirectly. Another puzzle to be put on the ignore pile. What could I do for them anyway? Mr Vadash was a lawyer with connections. A relatively wealthy man. Whatever the problem was he had far greater resources than I did. When things fall apart people always say it happened suddenly. Unexpectedly. Often that wasn't the case. It was just that things had begun to unravel slowly until one event caused a catastrophic failure. Sometimes, after the clear up, you discovered there were signs it was going to happen. Things you could have done to prevent it, if only you'd known. You can't live your life with if only's. All they'll do is torment you. Bury you under a steaming pile of contrition and introspection. Paralyse your thoughts as well as slow your actions. What if's and if only's are pointless as I'd already discovered. They still fill my mind at times though. How stupid is that. Into each life a little rain must fall. The following day I was deluged. It was prom night. I was excited. Crystal was stoical. Everything had been prepared. Thanks to the switch in my head I'd removed the previous days events from my consciousness. I went out to collect the corsage from the florist a few hours before we were due to go. Excitement was something I'd grown used to after having all the humanity stripped from me earlier in my life. I was shifting in my seat as I drove home. Wondering how I could sneak it past Crystal. So she wouldn't see it before I presented it to her. Also wondering what her prom dress would be like. I'd seen her in a suit. I'd never seen her in a dress. Shorts, yes. A gown, no. Pulling into our street I slowed to a crawl. That way I could scope things out. Work out where she was. That last turn as our home came into sight and I was chilled to the bone. Adrenalin flooded my body as I spotted Crystal with three men. There was a large black sedan with darkly tinted windows badly parked on the road. One of the men was holding her arm as she struggled while another was dabbing at his face with a handkerchief and stabbing his finger into her face. The third one appeared to be keeping watch. His arms folded. Back to the scuffle taking place on our front porch. I did what any sane rational person would do under the circumstances. Exploded into uncontrollable rage and floored it. I wasn't doing much above 30 when I rammed my vehicle into the left rear of the black sedan. Even so it took out the guy who was on lookout as it was shoved into him. I was out of my car and moving in under a second. "Leave her the fuck alone you motherfuckers." I yelled. I had tunnel vision. That's my explanation for missing the huge fourth guy. At least 6 foot 3 and 200 pounds. He came at me from behind, swinging his fist into the side of my head. Spotting him at the last moment I only had time to turn my head enough so that his fist slid across my cheek. Afterwards I found a two inch gash on my face, from the fraternity ring he was wearing. He grinned at me malevolently beckoning me towards him. It was bait of course. bait I almost took, because I wasn't thinking. he swung at me again, I easily avoided the blow that would have floored me. Meanwhile the two men hassling Crystal threw her against the door and came at me. Crystal had got a few hits in on him and his buddy. They both had wounds on their faces. "You picked the wrong people to mess with kid." The one threatening Crystal growled as they moved to encircle me. Middle aged. dark hair in a buzz cut. The big guy was the youngest. Same short hair, blonde. Same dark suit with a white shirt. I had all their images engraved on my brain. I moved away from the one who'd hit me as he tried to grab me. Backing up as I tried to keep all of them in view. "Ya can't run forever." He mocked me. The middle aged guy pulled back his jacket, revealing a sidearm. "And I bet you ain't as fast as a bullet." He snickered, reaching for it. The third guy, who'd been holding Crystal lunged at me. I evaded him grabbing two of his fingers. Bending them back to dislocate them as I swept his legs from under him. He howled in pain. I was unable to finish him as the other two moved in. So i released my hold and backed some more. "That fancy kung fu shit ain't gonna help ya kid." The younger one jibbed, reaching for his own. "You shoulda just walked away ya little snot." declared the other. "Saved yerself from a lotta pain." The sound of a rifle being cocked stopped both of them in their tracks. "Get the fuck out of here." Crystal snarled aiming right at the leader. Now they were distracted. I could deliver a lesson. "Luke, leave it. Get over here. These gentlemen are leaving." "Listen to yer masters voice kid." The older man smirked, his hands half raised. "Sure. We'll leave, but remember what I told ya lady, or things are gonna get real nasty." I skirted round them, moving over to stand beside her. As I did I spotted the bruising on her face and arms. The blood from her swollen lips and nose. My face must have told her what I was going to do. "Luke! Don't. This is nothing to do with you." They helped up the two wounded. Still wearing grins. I glared at the senior one. My eyes boring into his. "One day you're going to beg me to kill you." "Oooo. I'm scared. Is that a threat?" He mocked. "No. It's a promise." "Luke get inside now." Crystal ordered. They left. Still laughing as their car drove off. I had to sit down. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to control myself. The thousand yard stare, they call it. I didn't even hear her come in. The first inkling I had was when she crouched down beside me. A bowl of water and a cloth. She wet it and dabbed at my face. I couldn't look at her. I would have exploded. Right now all I wanted to do was obliterate and exterminate them. Neither of us spoke as she cleaned the wound on my face. Her soothing touch brought me back to sanity. "You stupid... They could have hurt you." She sobbed angrily. "They did hurt you. I'm going to punish them" I responded in a flat emotionless voice. I swivelled my head. Her face was a mess. Nothing bad, but she had a black eye, a busted lip ad a bloody nose. "You've got to let it go Luke. The laws only apply to the little people. Not to men like them, or the people they work for. They're powerful. They have money." "Who were they?" "I think you might stitches." "Who were they?" I grasped her arm as she tried to wipe off the last of the blood. Crystal tugged free, throwing the cloth into the bowl. Standing up she walked away from me. "That's my business Luke. Not yours." "And if I make my business?" I asked flatly. "I can't let you do that." Crystal sighed. The fire was still burning within me. I didn't want to lose control of it. So I leapt up and heading for my room. "You can't go to the prom like that, so I'm not going either." What a prick I was. What a dumb, macho prick. "Luke." She sobbed as I stamped off. Why did I keep hurting the only person I loved?
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After becoming jaded and burnt out dealing with the worst of humanity. Perhaps some ex-con, he'd failed to get off, had made threats towards him. I wasn't unknown. I thought I should pop over. Offer some support. Inadequate as that would be. If the Vadash's had been in receipt of a threat the police would be keeping watch.\n\nI pulled out and headed over. When I got there, I found no police presence. In these situations they usually had at least one uniformed officer visual as a deterrent. Of course the officer was off doing his rounds, that would explain it. I rang the doorbell. No one responded over the intercom. Through the glass of the door I spotted Mrs Vadash. I waved to her. Her smile of recognition vanished as quickly as it had appeared. She came to a dead halt, collecting herself as she painted on a replacement fake smile.\n\n\"Hi Luke. 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Thanks to the switch in my head I'd removed the previous days events from my consciousness. I went out to collect the corsage from the florist a few hours before we were due to go. Excitement was something I'd grown used to after having all the humanity stripped from me earlier in my life. I was shifting in my seat as I drove home. Wondering how I could sneak it past Crystal. So she wouldn't see it before I presented it to her. Also wondering what her prom dress would be like. I'd seen her in a suit. I'd never seen her in a dress. Shorts, yes. A gown, no.\n\nPulling into our street I slowed to a crawl. That way I could scope things out. Work out where she was. That last turn as our home came into sight and I was chilled to the bone. Adrenalin flooded my body as I spotted Crystal with three men. There was a large black sedan with darkly tinted windows badly parked on the road. One of the men was holding her arm as she struggled while another was dabbing at his face with a handkerchief and stabbing his finger into her face. The third one appeared to be keeping watch. His arms folded. Back to the scuffle taking place on our front porch. I did what any sane rational person would do under the circumstances. Exploded into uncontrollable rage and floored it. I wasn't doing much above 30 when I rammed my vehicle into the left rear of the black sedan. Even so it took out the guy who was on lookout as it was shoved into him. I was out of my car and moving in under a second. \n\n\"Leave her the fuck alone you motherfuckers.\" I yelled. \nI had tunnel vision. That's my explanation for missing the huge fourth guy. At least 6 foot 3 and 200 pounds. He came at me from behind, swinging his fist into the side of my head. Spotting him at the last moment I only had time to turn my head enough so that his fist slid across my cheek. Afterwards I found a two inch gash on my face, from the fraternity ring he was wearing. He grinned at me malevolently beckoning me towards him. It was bait of course. bait I almost took, because I wasn't thinking. he swung at me again, I easily avoided the blow that would have floored me. Meanwhile the two men hassling Crystal threw her against the door and came at me. Crystal had got a few hits in on him and his buddy. They both had wounds on their faces.\n\"You picked the wrong people to mess with kid.\" The one threatening Crystal growled as they moved to encircle me.\nMiddle aged. dark hair in a buzz cut. The big guy was the youngest. Same short hair, blonde. Same dark suit with a white shirt. I had all their images engraved on my brain. I moved away from the one who'd hit me as he tried to grab me. Backing up as I tried to keep all of them in view.\n\"Ya can't run forever.\" He mocked me.\nThe middle aged guy pulled back his jacket, revealing a sidearm.\n\"And I bet you ain't as fast as a bullet.\" He snickered, reaching for it.\nThe third guy, who'd been holding Crystal lunged at me. I evaded him grabbing two of his fingers. Bending them back to dislocate them as I swept his legs from under him. He howled in pain. I was unable to finish him as the other two moved in. So i released my hold and backed some more.\n\"That fancy kung fu shit ain't gonna help ya kid.\" The younger one jibbed, reaching for his own.\n\"You shoulda just walked away ya little snot.\" declared the other. \"Saved yerself from a lotta pain.\"\nThe sound of a rifle being cocked stopped both of them in their tracks.\n\"Get the fuck out of here.\" Crystal snarled aiming right at the leader. Now they were distracted. I could deliver a lesson. \"Luke, leave it. Get over here. These gentlemen are leaving.\"\n\"Listen to yer masters voice kid.\" The older man smirked, his hands half raised. \"Sure. We'll leave, but remember what I told ya lady, or things are gonna get real nasty.\"\nI skirted round them, moving over to stand beside her. As I did I spotted the bruising on her face and arms. The blood from her swollen lips and nose. My face must have told her what I was going to do.\n\"Luke! Don't. This is nothing to do with you.\"\nThey helped up the two wounded. Still wearing grins. I glared at the senior one. My eyes boring into his.\n\"One day you're going to beg me to kill you.\"\n\"Oooo. I'm scared. Is that a threat?\" He mocked.\n\"No. It's a promise.\"\n\"Luke get inside now.\" Crystal ordered.\n\nThey left. Still laughing as their car drove off. I had to sit down. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to control myself. The thousand yard stare, they call it. I didn't even hear her come in. The first inkling I had was when she crouched down beside me. A bowl of water and a cloth. She wet it and dabbed at my face. I couldn't look at her. I would have exploded. Right now all I wanted to do was obliterate and exterminate them. Neither of us spoke as she cleaned the wound on my face. Her soothing touch brought me back to sanity. \n\n\"You stupid... They could have hurt you.\" She sobbed angrily.\n\"They did hurt you. I'm going to punish them\" I responded in a flat emotionless voice. I swivelled my head. Her face was a mess. Nothing bad, but she had a black eye, a busted lip ad a bloody nose.\n\"You've got to let it go Luke. The laws only apply to the little people. Not to men like them, or the people they work for. They're powerful. They have money.\"\n\"Who were they?\"\n\"I think you might stitches.\"\n\"Who were they?\" I grasped her arm as she tried to wipe off the last of the blood.\nCrystal tugged free, throwing the cloth into the bowl. Standing up she walked away from me.\n\"That's my business Luke. 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2020/03/18 23:31:24
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2020/03/18 23:31:24
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2020/03/18 23:21:03
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2020/03/18 23:21:00
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2020/03/18 23:21:00
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2020/03/18 23:02:27
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2020/03/18 23:02:27
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2020/03/18 23:02:24
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2020/03/18 23:02:24
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2020/03/18 22:49:15
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